so heres the deal. starhold. its a ttrpg. pretty fun. theres this character, asa ivanov, hes a scientist of some sort. theres also a guy named saffron (nolastname) and they hallucinate that asa is their boyfriend monet sokolov. monet is elsewhere. also there are two of him, one current day and one from a few years in the past. because saffron and monet went through some temporal shennanigans. theres also this guy(pending) named leo leroux. leo was forced transmasc by the evil(?) hakari corp that they all work for (except for saffron which is a terrorist.) leo is monet's worst nightmare for past trauma reasons, and was revived because hakari wanted to. she used to be dead. also they transitioned her. mic drop.
ok got that? none of that is important. dating show. modern day. twenty twenty four babey. there is a show called eccentric enamourment. asa is forced to participate by his sister, who thinks he should get out more. monet is participating because he thinks it'd be sooo funny. he also thinks that it'd be really funny to mess with asa so he picks his target. they hate eachothers guts. theyre competetive. they're mentally ill. they get drunk. they kiss. bicuriosity.
ASA IVANOV
russian american
29
174 cm
cis guy (unfortunately)
...................straight
biologist
MONET SOKOLOV
russian french
23
177 cm
guy
straight unless its funny
used to be a pilot
SAFFRON [NOLASTNAME]
??
24
173 cm
???
????
?????????????????
LEO LEROUX
french
23
180 cm
girl if she has anything to say about it
bi as they get
corpse